Friday, March 11, 2011

Jace Pettitt's rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

Rules and Things Number 1 for Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself. When someone blames something on you and you did it blame it on your younger sister or brother.

Number 2. When people mean gone they mean dead or moved away.

Number 3. When older people say listen carefully you better listen to them.

Number 4. When a stranger says you will be alright with them get ready to run away.

Number 5. Always remember a good lie that normally works all the time.

Number 6.When you break something run away and say Mom look what whoever did.

Number 7. When you're eating something that you shouldn't be eating say I don't know who did it.

Number 8. When a adult walks toward you walk away and act like you weren't playing with them.

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